Friday, December 09, 2005
Tips on how to survive in "hell"
Just to refresh your memory
Life in my lab has..
[No internet
[No music
[No coming later than 8.45am
[No sleeping/resting
[No eating and drinking(only plain water allowed)
[No reading of bks/newspapers(Can't even place storybooks on the table)
[No watching clips/movies
[No using Photoshop to edit "my own" pictures
[No other breaks except 10-10:30,12:40-13:30,15:10-15:30
[No frens allowed outside my lab(except break time)
[No humanity
[No one to tok to
[No one on my side
[No life
So i..
#1 Use Notepad to type blog entries or song lyrics
#2 Use Microsoft Visio to create my dream home
#3 Type really loudly(instructions:Use finger nail tips,apply pressure and slam down hard)
#4 Act like i'm singing and mouth the lyrics(Humming is also accepted)
#5 Roll the middle part of the mouse as fast as possible
#6 Sit and stone(Fave position:laying back on my seat,sticking my legs out on the latch under my table and cross my arms - its really relaxing)
#7 Swivel my chair round and round only to stop at where the surveillance camera is and STARE(apparently they saw footage of me playing traunt.So why dun i just show them my lovely face?rather then my back rite.That's sooo rude.Hmm..maybe in a few days i'll consider waving)
#8 Play with hair(For GALS only)
#9 Visit the loo frequently(preferrably wif a book)
#10 Sms my friends till your battery goes flat
If you have more suggestions..kindly share.
Signed off,
Supergoddess Penese
4:13 PM |